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The A.V. Club

What does Captain America need with a starship?

THE BEARS ARE WHITE AND GOLD!

The Pradd - soon to be everyone's favorite David Cronenberg movie!

Woody Allen turned into Adam Sandler so gradually, I didn't even notice.

She should get that Carla Deleveen…Delevijin…Deleviyn…France lady to star in it.

A movie with Mole Man would be such a blastaar.

And their other uncle owns the Steelers.

DON'T DRAFT ROBOTS!!!

Too bad the new owners brought Norv Turner back.

The A.V. Club

I already saw this three weeks ago, internet.

No.

Tough but fair!

The book is now the movie is now the book!

Oh, just thinking about his can……I just wish I had his sweet, sweet, sssweet can.

Y'know, we wouldn't have to resort to incest if we were allowed to date robots.

My mom gets me Jordache.