I don't think there are many Asians in Kansas.

I'm actually husky.

We're also fat!

The A.V. Club

Mohd died on the way back to his home planet.

HAN SHOT FIRST!!!

E.O. Wilson. I'd love to see him get a chance to write Ant-Man.

Silly me, I was thinking of Bree Olson this entire time. If they'd like to help out a poor guy suffering from a debilitating case of asthma, or if they're looking to earn a cool $15, I'll extend my lawn mowing offer to Brie Larson and Allison Brie as well.

It's her lucky day then, I've been looking for someone to mow the lawn. I'd do it, but I have asthma.

It's probably in the vegetable crisper. Whenever I lose my keys I end up finding them there.

Assault weapons for some, miniature Rwandan flags for others!

I don't know about you, but I'd really like to see an ALIENS vs ENTOURAGE movie.

He can do two things. Their AA affiliate is in Akron!

Well, there's this:

Even Demon-Slaying Cowgirls Get the Blues Boob Jobs.

Powder? I hardly know her!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

So this isn't a feature length remake of that classic Fry and Laurie sketch? Count me out then.

FANWANKUS!!!

Motherfuckers need to schedule some tour dates in the Southwest.