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Because his tongue on my tongue is super hot?

Count down to someone asking for the lipstick shade....

SCIENCE?

I just want you to know that this article + links you posted have ruined "reverse cowgirl" for me, for... ever...

I'm trying to talk my partner into a two some but she's not feeling that adventurous right now.

I do not like the writing here. Helmets are not "humiliating." Helmets are necessary, like seat belts in cars. Forgoing a helmet is not "badass," it is very stupid.

No. Sidewalks are for pedestrians, not bicyclists. It's dangerous for both parties when people bike on the sidewalk.

They have these at the county fairs around here as well. You are deceived, though. The ducklings are reaching out to get feed out of the trough at the top of the slide. Invariably, they either lose their balance or their siblings push them out of the way and down the slide they go! I don't know that this reaches

What do you expect from a woman that said this about her 3 year old?

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Ask, and ye shall receive. It. is. glorious.

HOLY SHIT. These videos really need to be combined into one call-and-response style Montage of Nightmare Insanity.

I am a legally mandated reporter for child abuse and I'm fairly certain I would at least call Children's Services to see if this was a reportable offense. Hot wax near a 3 year olds eyes. She may have been sleeping when the wax went on, but I have trouble believing she was asleep when it came off.

Racism against Roma people, unlike racism against any other kind of people, is totally legitimate. I know this because some Roma people treated me badly in the past. Roma people are the ONLY people that have ever treated me badly. No other group has criminals in it, especially white Europeans. This is likely due to

"Godleigh Womanhood" is a P.G. Wodehouse character. He is nearsighted and trips and falls into the fish pond.

Straight Women who buy and eat these cookies will turn into lesbians.

No shit. Every time those things go on sale, like half the girls I know go on and on about how they could eat box after box if it were socially acceptable.

Swanson: a good source of half-baked ideas.

I look forward to Girl Scout cookie time every year. I have a freezer stocked with Thin Mints, Cunnilingus Crackers, and Sodomy Squares.

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This video is part of a great series on human sexuality called Sexplainations, presented by the clinical sexologist Dr. Lindsey Doe.

I once tried catcalling. I leaned out the window and idled past a young woman and shouted, "I really like your shoes! Woo-HOOOOOO!"