Of course, if you're carrying condoms in NYC the police can - and do - treat it as evidence of prostitution, confiscate them and run you in, sometimes with a coerced sexual favor or two on the way

I'm imagining an Opportunity for Entrepreneurship:

Thank you for the kind words

Loyalty is fine when it's reciprocated. If you want me to be passionately loyal to The Company, then The Company has to be passionately loyal to me. Giving me a paycheck on time means I will be competent and professional and give the job my full attention during working hours.

Wondering what the Doctor Strange would be lubed up with.

Sorta kinda like having the Japanese school girls violate the tentacle monsters for a change?

Look up "Humor". It's in most dictionaries

Sounds like you're teaching your son valuable skills like how to have sex quietly, how to tell if your parents are really asleep, how to clean up quickly and discreetly and to develop a good poker face.

The first thing they'll do is a pregnancy test just to keep people like you out

Why is Rick Santorum showering at the YMCA?

Not just sexually. In older men hormone replacement therapy can help with weight gain, loss of energy and decreased muscle and bone mass. There are deleterious side effects as well. Welcome to medicine. But it's so much more than just "4thebonerz"

That's more-or-less the choice I was offered.

It's a difficult line to draw. How well do the treatments work? Are they being used to treat an actual disease? How do we even define disease? And if they aren't, but they're still improving quality of life is using them a good thing or a bad thing? This is the kind of thing medical ethicists and good physicians spend…

Thanks for the kind words AmellaE. Breast cancer is a horrible thing to go through, and I really hope your disease is under control.

As I said to the author, "There is no god but Dollar". If I started listing the evils of pharmaceutical companies' marketers the Intrawebs would run out of electrons.

Check. Check. and Check.

La illaha il Dollar - There is no God but Dollar as they say. Pharmaceutical company marketing departments are for people without the ethics to be used car salesmen but with the drive and determination to make six-figure incomes. Fear - you're not a man any longer or if you're over 40 you're a burned out ugly old…

It's how we put the "fun" in fundamentalism

I suffered from "Low T", or let's be honest "No T" as a result of radiation therapy. It doesn't just make you "get the sads in your Johnson...lose interest in birthday cake and long road trips with their wives". It had profound physical effects which eventually got me to the endocrinologist's office and serious…

If the guy didn't sign a model release and can be identified Jezebel could be in lawsuit territory