You're going to hell for making people laugh at that

But, like chocolate, it contains a lot of interesting things far beyond the nutritional label, hormones that make you feel good for instance

Why? They are paying money to have sex with her. The fact that she's enjoying it and only the rent-a-pimp is making money aren't really relevant.

$20 per person should cover the doctor's bills and antibiotics if she doesn't have insurance. The UTI would be Biblical.

Doesn't it say somewhere in The Book "Thou shalt not suffer the fucking werewolf to live amongst thee"?

They work pretty well.

We have two cats and a dog. That has discouraged the mice except during really hard winters

We've had grain moths, almond moths and grain weevils. The best advice we got was from the County Extension Service.

Whatever lifts your luggage. But if a guy ever turns you down because your tits are the wrong size or you're too fat/too thin/too old/whatever please understand that you have no right to complain.

The reason Britain conquered half the world was to find something, anything tastier than British food

Glutamates are among the chemicals which give the distinct umami taste. Meat is high in it. So are tomatoes, mushrooms, Parmesan cheese, shellfish, soy, meat and some vegetables.

In his home in Dread Vagina dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

The high-terror point of my Friday used to be seeing what had crossed Molly Mounds' desk for Scary Set Toy Friday. Alas, it stopped updating a year or so ago.

GGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

No. Really. You are being disingenuous. Look up the laws on niddah. Husband and wife don't just not have sex. They can't touch. They have to have a mechitza between them. They can't hand anything to each other, not even a baby. They can't sit on the same couch let alone lie in the same bed.

India isn't the only place where menstruation is considered icky and evil and a carrier of scary magic. It's just one of the biggest. In Judaism just sitting on the same bench as a menstruating women makes a man unclean, and sex during shark week destroys the soul and removes your place in the afterlife. It's…

Pity. An overrated romance novel author displaces one of the most important scientists in history, discoverer of the great organizing principle in biology.

Reminds me of an old, old joke....

For a boy: John Arthur Louis