Maybe I'm old-fashioned. I was taught that it was very rude to touch strangers or to touch anyone without permission and a good reason.

Anne Rice went off the rails years ago when she lost first her daughter and then her husband to cancer. She is more to be pitied than reviled

Someone once tried to "kino" my wife. She sprained or broke two of his fingers and walked away without saying a word.

PUAs evolve new mating strategies.

My work here is done

And just because you're wicked, wicked vessels of sin and impurity they also have hair on the insides

So. Fucking. What?

Hang him so high the damned crows get nosebleeds pecking out his eyes

Yes. It is the wrong thing to do. If you're going so fast that you can't safely corner you should slow down. The double yellow also tells people going the other way that they don't have to worry about head-on collisions with normal drivers, only with idiot douchecanoes. It's also against the law. If you don't like the…

Screw you in the mouth, Madelaine. Age discrimination is absolutely a problem. If you're 45+ and unemployed your chances of landing a job, any job, are slim to none.

When we see other interracial couples we smile and say "I love my town!"

Had a similar body-modification story twenty years ago.

Ye flippin' gawds.

Mmm, but in this case the orientation - attention whore - IS chosen

Rush Limbaugh and John Boehner. But only if it was on the front page of the New York Times, the Tribune, the Post and the Free Press

Here's hoping it gets struck by lightning and burns to the ground the day after the women move out and the day before the fire insurance kicks in

If she's a Physicist I really want to know her. Or a Herpetologist.

My wife once entered an Oil of Olay beauty tip contest. Her suggestion was

I am male.

This has been the subject of more science fiction short stories than I can easily count