For those who don't have the stomach to listen to this gobbler, here's all you need to know:

I am lucky enough to live in Oregon. There is about a dozen small distilleries within ten miles of my home. If the US would only go down NZ's path and allow home distilling we'd have a liquor revolution like the beer revolution that followed Jimmy Carter's legalization of homebrewing.

Well, yeah. It's all "grain neutral spirits". The Pavlovian response to the label and a hefty price tag are the real differences. It's kind of like wine snobbery. There may be a few people with noses like bloodhounds. In controlled tests the "experts" can barely tell swill from expensive or red from white, and in…

They are not "strangely beautiful". They are ugly rotting food photographed against a black background instead of chucked in the compost bin.

Haven't seen it even once, praise Cthulhu! Have no intention of ever seeing it. My wife is even more vehement on the subject.

Thanks very much.

Do you have a larger version of this one? It's great!

True military efficiency and nimble administrative flexibility :-/

That says it all.

Thanks for the update. It was the one on the .mil site.

Discharge? No. Not just "No" but "Fuck, No!"

But remember, there isn't any rape in the military. "Our Troops", at least the ones with penises, are Heroes. If you don't support them you're supporting The Terrorists.

When you hear "It isn't Grey Goose" or whatever your favorite expensive vodka is, remember what the law says. In the United States vodka may not have any of the flavor or character of the materials that went into its production. Grain, potatoes, carrots, it all has to come out tasting of nothing but alcohol and water.…

The problem I've had with that is fat dissolving into the the alcohol at the same time fusel oils and heads are being adsorbed.

Things like this show a man's true character without the filters.

Well played, sir!

Why not mention it to him? You'll feel more comfortable around him which will be good for both of you.

Here's hoping it's met with a lot of unwanted touchers being punched in the snoot.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Great. Now they're going to start farming vampires in Tamil Nadu.