Oh, gods! So true!

$15/hour and a lot of demagnetized credit cards.

If you're getting screwed all around there's obviously nothing wrong with your vagina.

A couple things...

Because the rocket might blow up on launch and spread The Stupid over many, many square miles.

Wait. You mean this is the first time anyone has brewed up beer or distilled hooch in space?

I would be much more impressed if The Hunger Games actually incited a class revolution. FSM knows we need one.

To the low-information Science-hating sort of conservative Biology is evil.

Proof:

They hire them as bodyguards, not fashion plates.

I'd just like to echo what the New Scientist said. Let's hope this doesn't presage a new era of kidney-based porn.

Of course we don't. That would lead to these vessels of sin and corruption getting ideas above their station. IT's their job to be alluring and sexually available to their husbands but not actually enjoy it.

You may think it's parody. You'd be wrong. That's exactly how Orthodox Judaism is currently entering Crazy Land with ever-weirder restrictions and rigid, Taliban-like gender segregation.

How well would it work on oral bacteria?

She does it because they're not dogs. Dogs have thousands of years of selective breeding that make them do what we want. Wolves have to be taken on their own terms. She was being polite and affection by wolf standards.

Four random wolves? I would not be happy. Four wolves I knew intimately and who loved me? I'd be thrilled.

They're not domesticated. They're wolves doing wolf things and exhibiting some puppy-like behavior towards a pack member for whom they feel affection. But yeah, the process of domestication was largely the process of making puppy traits carry over into adulthood and substituting us for Mommy and Daddy wolves.

Nope. It's polite, affectionate greeting to another pack member if you're a wolf or dog. And since she's interacting with wolves she speaks wolf to them, at least as much as a human can.

It's polite if you're a canid. It's puppy for "We love you. We're your puppies. Please regurgitate food for us!" Opening her mouth like that is a wolf smile, and letting them lick her mouth is acknowledging their affection and her position as Mommy or at least Auntie.

The Grey was a horror movie. It was supposed to scare you and make you afraid of The Big Bad Wolf. These are real wolves greeting a long-lost beloved pack member. There's a difference.