I"m betting the mosquito beats them out by a large margin.

Here's how you do it: Bacon-wrapped matzoh balls.

One place you can't use Sriracha sauce.

Or maybe your particular taste isn't to their taste. Pussy comes in all sorts of flavors.

They're Miracle Berry tablets. The fruit contains, surprisingly enough, the compound miraculin. Miraculin makes sour things taste sweet.

Never said they were archeologically correct.

Sorry. Wrong. Raw foodism is not the same as the paleo diet. The paleo diet emphasizes a mixed diet of fruits, vegetables, roots, fish and grass-fed meat. It rejects processed foods, added sugar and grain. The paleo types almost all cook their food, especially the meat and fish. Raw foodists are generally vegan or at…

It's the American Society of Magazine Editors.

To quote Dan Savage "No, because ewwww".

That is exactly what I was thinking. My second thought was "A quarter of ASME publications were by women? The field has come a LONG way in the last 30 years."

That was quite a few years ago. Since then people who fly planes into buildings but are White are not terrorists. Armed gangs that plan to kill police and then have massacres at the funerals aren't terrorists. People who actually do bomb cops aren't terrorists. People who murder doctors in order to frighten doctors…

I bet you think women are adapted by millions of years of evolution to have babies. That's such old-fashioned thinking. The purpose of a woman is to be Thin. If she doesn't look like a scarecrow with cantaloupes in its chest pockets she deserves to be shamed and mocked.

Leave the pregnant lady the fuck alone.

Call him what he is - a terrorist.

Catwoman has a redeeming feature, Halle Berry in skintight leathers.

Do you also keep Lawn Darts and a case of New Coke in your ATV?

They are definitely a thing. I've made them.

You'd think after seeing the first couple dozen distressed and stuck in the mud the others would realize there was something Not Safe about that stretch of ground. Mice would figure it out. Chickens would figure it out. Dodos? Not so much.

Bears repeating many, many times.

The old Rogue games