Hearted for one of the best rants I've ever seen on Jezebel

Correction: They're nicer than us and a lot less hung up about sex.

Maybe, maybe not. The taxonomists are still arguing over it with the lumpers slightly ahead of the splitters on points the last I heard.

Absolutely! Old cookbooks and home management books were full of these recipes. Heck, housewife tips from a couple centuries ago often ended "Distill in the water bath" because that was a common skill. Buying artificially flavored and colored one-size-fits-none is like serving TV dinners to the guests

The possibilities for tasteless pickup lines about someone else's tastebuds there just freaking abound

Then get a copy of the classic Your Cabin in the Woods. Everything from tents with walls to a hunting lodge with plans.

Mais, oui!

It is so rare to find an amphibio-positive commenter in this ranaphobic society.

Very kewl. I would be very happy to live in a house like that.

My house is a 1908 Sears House. Aside from re-plumbing and re-wiring it's doing just fine.

The don't have to look boxy or be flimsy.

That's right. Thousands and thousands of bought their homes from Sears. The whole thing arrived in rail cars, to be assembled by the carpenter. In areas like the Northwest where transportation was expensive and wood was cheap they shipped the fittings, doors, windows, iron work, plumbing and plans with a cut-list and…

Here's a better one.

If any poetry from the twentieth century is still being widely read 100 years from now it will be Dr. Seuss. No doubt about it.

That tree was worth thousands of her

I like boobs as much as the next straight guy or lesbian. The lame fish movie will just get in the way of enjoying them.

Sheep much? If the cosmetic companies take simple compounds you could get cheaply and slap a fake French sounding name on them you'll pay ten times their real value. You'll pay through the nose for stuff that doesn't even pretend to have any scientific basis for working. And you'll do stuff like "alpha-hydroxy acids"…

Nope. She's got a normal face and complexion. The part about Chinese ancestry is simple fact. East Asian women tend to have stronger connective tissue below the dermis and more collagen. It's why the pinch test method of determining body composition is not generally accurate for them.

Free of chemicals? What in the world are you talking about? Papayas, avocados and all the other "natural" crap women slather on their faces is purely chemical. The fact that the chemicals come from a plant is immaterial.

Not unless you think refusing to spend a Kenyan family's annual income every year spackling, painting and covering a few square inches of skin with lead-based paints is bragging.