Nope. It affects lots of people. There are some who can't be vaccinated and others for whom the vaccine isn't effective. And infants can be killed by pertussis but can't be vaccinated until they're a year old.

And you realize that a little bit of your soul, or at least your ability to function in normal society, has been ripped away by life Online. Oh, brave new Intrawebs that has such film clips in it.

Sad to say, it's not exactly news. Domestic violence is one of the leading causes of trauma ER visits for women. I'm guessing there was an escalating, episodic pattern of violence that worked up to this. Fortunately, ER staff are more educated to the signs than they used to be. And the police have been dragged kicking…

What do you mean "accidental"? This is an absolutely calculated ploy by Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum. Obama is a Muslim. Obama isn't American. Obama is a radical Black Christian. Obama is a Communist. Obama is a Fascist. Obama is a Nazi.

That's actually pretty funny. The original German version, which I saw in a commercials festival some years back, had the girl without the underwear.

Let's hope the Democrats get back the House and hold onto the Senate, then. Clinton got completely shut down by the Greedy Old Plutocrats after he stepped on his shmekele with the Ugly Gun Ban and lost Congress

They would have been better off giving the money to Bachmann.

Probably the same reason duck isn't but moreso. They haven't been selectively bred to put on lots of meat quickly. This makes them expensive per pound. And people don't know how to cook them.

Only if you live in Zoo City

That's why the gods created ten hour curry.

You are one sick pup. Report for sloth therapy at once

I consider Barrack Obama to be the best Republican President since Eisenhower and the greatest political disappointment of my lifetime. I worked like hell to get him elected in 2008 and swore "Never again!"

If you have duck fat, for crying out loud don't waste it as lip balm. It's the greatest cooking fat ever.

Lots of cool dinosaurs. Why do they have all those mammals in the background?

The first joke in proto-human history was almost certainly a fart.

Of course a select group of Job Creator White Men decide these things. Would you want bestial Negroes, emotional women or *shudder* the grotty lower classes to decide something so important?

They are highly-optimized little killing machines. The only reason they're cute is we're not four inches tall.

If the quality and price are right, sure. BUt that's not going to be for a while.

Jaeger would have used all his hunting strategies at once - Leaping Sideways Slash, Stalk and Pounce, Sit Up and Bat, Disembowel With Back Feet.

I'm sorry, but the mini-dachshund attempting to snorgle my leg was not best.