I guess if you stretch the definition enough topiary could be considered art

Chimneys do matter, actually because of the smoke and carbon monoxide they draw out. They've saved who knows how many lives and lengthened many, many more.

Don't confuse MRAs with your feminazi man-hating "facts"

Some people have way too much time on their hands. And way too much Red Dye Number 40. And Yellow Number 5...

cf. The Space Merchants by Frederick Pohl and C. M. Kornbluth. Look up "chicken little"

If you thought the 1930s hobos and the Bonus Marchers were destabilizing influences you ain't seen nothing yet.

When I was fifteen and full of hormones certain parts were in a state of ... permanent attention.

Is there any chance he'll go to Canada, run away and never be seen again?

I would like to have an airplane and a pony and the body I had twenty years ago. I don't feel "harassed" when I see them.

When I was fifteen and had to stand on my hands to pee into the toilet I was overcome by the hint of a peek of a boob. When I was a little older and had seen a few I really, REALLY liked them but didn't react like one of Pavlov's dogs when it hears a bell. Now I have been married for *mumble mumble* years. And do you…

No! No! No! They're chivalrous rapists who will hold you down and gang-shag you while they're valiantly giving their lives to protect your weak, womanly body from the Endless Brown-Skinned Hordes.

Saul of Tarsus suffers epileptic fit, kicked to death by his donkey.

I can certainly understand it if he did run away. Poor thing must have been traumatized beyond belief. Terrified, isolated, soaked, taken to a strange place.

Nobody would look good in those clothes.

Came here to say this

So businesses owned by Jehovah's Witnesses can exclude blood transfusions.

Didn't realize her uncle was a prominent Republican Congressman

Haven't seen it, but I'm not surprised. Dogs are incredibly cued in to human emotions

"Strongly conserved" doesn't require that the organism have a conscious, abstract understanding of the situation.

Oh noes! Lincoln killed Edward!