"The Stupid shall not enter into the Kingdom of Heaven" - C. P. Snow

When your only survival techniques are being adorable and communicating your needs to Big People you damned well conserve traits that make you adorable and get you an early start on communicating your needs to Big People

Ia! Ia! For that YOU will be eaten first!

Dammit! I'm trying to judge swimwear. How can I do that with all that distracting flesh in the way?

Some researchers like Dr. Helen Fisher think it might not be a bad idea. I'm not qualified to say, just find the research intriguing

Rams... could fornicate for the Olympics

A ram will try to stick it in anything vaguely the right size and shape. Ewe, deer, sawhorse, large Swiss cheese, suggestively-shaped rock...

How do we know the Grogs haven't already taken over Known Space?

Notes on Number 8:

And to Think That I Found It Dead by the Side of Mulberry Street

The only thing that puts the Sun a step above the National Enquirer is page 3

I'm going for 100% disturbing 0% charming

Bismillah ir rachman ir rachim

Again, apologist bullcrap.

Please don't give me that "puppy mill" line. The Kennel Clubs are the reason for puppy mills. When they say "quality" they mean that it takes a set of calipers to distinguish between the dog an arbitrary and generally unhealthy set of measurements. The fact that they closed the breeding books decades ago and don't…

Just when you think they've hit bottom they get out the pick and shovel.

Thanks! I'll find a copy. Of course, it may induce me to smash something.

Because in this country religions are allowed to shovel tax-exempt dollars into the political system and electioneer from the pulpit.

Go ahead. I'll hold your coat.

That's absolutely the issue. They're holding the rest of the world hostage to their delusions