I know what you’re all thinking, but hear me out: he’s an idea!

Say what you will about the Death Race, but at least those cars had panache and arguably better designed for the task at hand. I mean, is the Cybertruck or is it not designed and marketed to be the ultimate vehicular killing machine? It’s bulletproof and Jesus deploy the airbags if you’re on the other side of the…

boy I sure can’t wait until the last thing I see before I get turned into hamburger mist is the cybertruck plowing into me as its driver runs a red light going 55 while looking down at their phone

Gotta spend money on lawyers to save money. That’s like rule 3 or 4 of business. It’s definitely somewhere in the top 10.

Oh shit! That explains soooooo much.

Its only redeeming quality is how easy it is to make a rude parody that rhymes with “cock”.

...when’s the last time you’ve ever seen someone on their deathbed wearing shoes?

I lose time when I hear that song in a store. I try to tune it out, but after the whole hoop de do and dickory dock I’m convinced I’m listening to another song. That’s when the HAPPY HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYY chorus kicks in again and I’m saying to myself FUCK ME THIS SONG STILL ISN’T OVER

In all fairness: yeah, same.

This isn’t an airport terminal. You don’t need to announce your departure.

Says you. I’m fuckin hilarious.

The assertion that Frederick Douglass would have allowed Nazis unrestricted free speech on current social media is particularly wild.

Maybe he’s a huge fan of H-Town?

runs good needs 9 speed transmission 250k obo

Tu Lam: With Timber, it’s all about the angles of attack. What he needs to do is adjust his stance and start that first notch before chipping away at the rear to let gravity doing to rest, and he’s just not doing that.

Same here, especially because it was cheap to pick up and gift to others during Steam sales. I also enjoyed my own unique experience with custom sound packs for pretty much every zombie type in the game while I’m maining Coach since I was always grabbing pills.

Oh, I could have told you that.

Ah yes, The Kanye. Where you blame sections of the public for forcing you to do something no one asked you to do in the first place.