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Anton R. Shreve
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Oct 23
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Two men so out of shape they look uncomfortable even from a seated position compliment each other on how manly they are. You can only ask them one question to escape America’s dungeon.

Oct 23
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It’s a readily identifiable brand to name check and immediately evocative of ostentatious wealth in one syllable. You don’t see Bernard Peillon claiming street cred and that’s because it’d be fucking ridiculous.

Oct 21
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I’m surprised “my dad says there’s going to be a cure for AIDS in 10 years” didn’t get a bigger laugh. Tough crowd.

Oct 21
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Now I can’t stop thinking about the heads of the CIA’s clandestine operations all sitting around a table drinking milkshakes.

Oct 21
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If you’re a married man and your “situation room” isn’t secure, you have no one to blame but yourself for getting busted with Planters in hand. Have 4 other incognito tabs open and one earbud. Don’t be on a Zoom call, even if you’re a CNN contributor and you can’t get off unless there’s a 5 person panel involved. Read more

Oct 16
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How the fuck do you upload a YouTube clip of you failing to impress an 18 year old while you workshop your bad “Chinese” accent by accident? Read more

Oct 16
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It was kind of fascinating watching him attempt to flirt with an 18 year old with simultaneously singular focus while spewing utter nonsense in the process. I couldn’t tell if he kept repeating it because he figured if he pulled a Tom Green and said it enough he’d eventually get a laugh, or if he has soup for brains Read more

Oct 15
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You think they’d take their own advice and move back to Europe where they can be with their own kind.

Oct 12
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I just want to know how you get bumped up from bussed in to flying first class with brand new clothes. Is this a points based system like with Walgreens?

Oct 11
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As a single dude in nursing school, maternity/peds was nearly my Waterloo. Never heard anything like that, though, because I’m sure I’d remember it! That said, I can concur firsthand the presence of so-called medical professionals with regressive opinions so I don’t doubt it. Never heard that one, but I’m also pretty Read more

Oct 10
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Yeah, I know. Still giggling at the THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION TO HONE YOUR SURVIVAL INSTINCTS while holding a soup mug and an unlit Doral 100 in the same hand. Ok race science guy!