I have one parked out in the alley of my cyberpunk property office. Can’t sell it with my price gun so it’s an inert brick even in the future.

I’m certain I’m the only one, but this just makes me nostalgic for Pinks on The Speed Channel. All it needs is Elon Musk arguing with Oliver Blume about the ridiculous headstart negotiations for the next heat while the Cybertruck already has a coolant leak problem and Rich Christensen keeps saying off-camera “Gotta…

Goooooood fffffffuckin luck.

Move over, Boomers! The Edwardian Age is upon us to tell us that they drank from the cistern, rode velocipedes (no helmets, of course), and travelled through time on a tandem bicycle with a modestly dressed mannequin on the back. The way things should be.

He probably thought you were about to say “Hey, do you like the Arli$$ show?”

Try the TimeSpeed mod. Lets you freeze and advance time, slow it and speed it up. Takes all the pressure off a ticking clock so you can go about making the most of your days.

Jackie Daytona is the superior name, end of story.

I think of the old Bill Burr routine about Steve Jobs where he tells all his engineers “so I want my entire album catalog shrunk down into something I can hold in my hand” and they’re like “ahh jaysis, I got a kid’s birthday coming up in 9 months” and then comes out on stage when it launches to say “Hey, look at what…

The day he tweeted that the Cybertruck SHOULD be able to be driven “in short periods” through “lakes, rivers, and some seas (if not too choppy)“ was the most Boy King of Tesla pronouncement he could make, next to the actual design of the Cybertruck itself, or the addition of flame decals “to make it go faster”. I had…

That’s because the Paralympics and Special Olympics are two completely separate things. Yeesh.

Bitch, bitch, bitch. That’s all you ever do.

Too bad. No Waluigi Time. Wehhh.

In a good version of Madame Web, that’d be my first pick. For this bag of shit? There’s better projects to waste her time with.

Yeah, all my questions to my cats are rhetorical by nature i.e. “Oh, you’re yelling at me for food with a mostly full plate, or to turn the sink on for a drink when you have a full bowl of fresh water right there?” or “Did you eat your food real fast and run past the wood paneling to bloof it on the carpet?” The…

I don’t know, seems like Dakota Johnson seems like the perfect choice for projects like these. Case in point: 50 Shades Trilogy. All you need a photogenic recognizable name who will soldier through an awful script and only seem vaguely embarrassed to be there. She’s your go-to when you’re trying to spin hot garbage…

I talk to my cats all the time, but I’m not weird enough to expect an answer.

The timeline does coincide with the North Korean Sony hack, so

My favorite part is the “Rat” label. Very helpful and informative.

As much as I want to look up Turner D. Century’s whole deal, I don’t want to spoil the mystique. So either it’s an automaton mannequin to help with his heists or just an actual store mannequin he stuck on the back of his flying bicycle because he’s a real sick ticket.