Or how about when they charged a driver $275 for a full tank of gas after he returned the EV he rented.

Donald Trump was not elected the editor of Jalopnik. I hope this helps. 

i ain’t reading all that
i’m happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

I have one parked out in the alley of my cyberpunk property office. Can’t sell it with my price gun so it’s an inert brick even in the future.

Given the Cybertruck’s difficulties with water, it’s better suited to the Moon than Earth

House Flipper

lol what game is that?

On it. 

Why do we keep doing this? Multiple Gas cars have already made this journey, and a couple of EVs already. Let’s do another (or first time according to some tin heads) Moon landing and bring the CyberTruck up there. I wanna see if it’s really the planet busting vehicle Elon claims it to be!

The real anniversary we should be celebrating today:

The problem is that the aesthetics/styling of the thing speaks to having made the absolute worst engineering choices from the get-go. Right from the materials choices to steering to tyres. At every damn turn, they made shit decisions.

This thing is such a mess. Put aside styling aesthetics or feelings about the CEO and just looking at how it’s designed an put together and they really screwed a lot up. It’s a worse tow vehicle then their own Model X. It sucks as an actual truck from a loading and capacity perspective. Lots of things failing like…

It was short-changed! It had just gotten back from the pool and the water was cold.

I’m reminded of the Maibatsu Monstrosity: “I’m a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway.  I live alone, so of course I needed a car that could seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra.  It just makes me feel better!”

The dumbest thing about it is that the Cybertruck’s speed is pretty impressive. Why they felt the need to lie about it (or if you are some Tesla die-hard, “be slightly misleading” about it) is just odd.  Your damn Lego brick is faster than a car most people consider very fast.  Cool, show that.  Don’t friggen show…

“I see that you were fired from your last job.”

Is he expecting some kind of federal bailout for throwing the division into crisis?

Getting sober vs. complying to 12 step dogma are two different things. What works for people works for people. And 12 steps famously do NOT work for a lot of people (and do work for many).

Please remember to tip and give your trafficker a 5 star rating if you were pleased with your experience.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.