antonrshreve
Anton R. Shreve
antonrshreve

You can say shit here, just sayin.

Well, he should have fuckin opened with that!

It’s like watching a complication of outtakes from when Garcia brought Jackie the Prostitute to breakfast on Reno 911 and you can see why all of them were left on the cutting room floor.

Yeah. That’s definitely different, though.

You mean Errol Musk? Gooooood fuuuuuuuckin luck.

True, but it’s been a hot minute since we’ve seen some real licensed shovelware like this that feels downright nostalgic. The Rick boss battle alone gives PS2 The Sopranos: The Road to Respect or The Shield vibes.

I call this move The Kanye: berate a segment of the public for somehow forcing him to do something that no one asked him to in the first place.

I played the shit out of 7 Days to Die in a private server with my wife and occasional guest until my hard drive crashed weeks before the new Alpha dropped (not the worst timing, all considered). It’s not a terribly well optimized game and still in early access, but that didn’t stop me from putting in over 1500 hours

I had no idea until today that I had the Right Stuff.

Weren’t you posting scat porn gifs at Jezebel less than a week ago, or?

Heyyy, I knew that train looked familiar! Say hello to your mother for me! Ohhh!

Two T-800s come to the Big Apple to find their apartment is being demolished. There’s a place they can stay and the rent is cheap. The bad news is...it’s a women only condo. Fortunately, these two T-800s are already infiltration units.

And every time there’s a tragic death in the Resistance, Kyle Reese stumbles around in shock with his hair all wet.

For a one note side character in Letterkenny, Shoresy in a sports comedy format works really well. I never get tired of him interrupting the answer to his own question with “Huh?!” and also how he says “For what?!”

Sounds like Nathan Fielder had a doozy of an idea to pitch.

Can we count The Jesus Rolls as a remake of Going Places? If so, top of the list.

The bizzare way he dives in after the “drowned” girl made us laugh and rewind back several times. All part of the Nic Cage “do something ordinary all weird once per movie” playbook.