Elon’s biggest problem is obsessing with flash over ubiquitous function. His second biggest problem is running his companies by royal decree. The Cybertruck is an objectively bad vanity project that heavily steals from my 8th grade design I made in a notebook (minus rooftop machine gun or tank cannon options) with…

Say what you will about Sam Barsanti (and you can say plenty), but he’s no Ray Greene. Even when the bar is on the floor, there’s still room for low blows.

The latest Fast and Furious experiments into genetically engineered Family.

“Candace, step forward. Why the hell do you think you deserve a rose?”

What’s it like, having an actual hot dog for a dick?

Hey NY Mayor, what are you going to do about rain this weekend?

You clearly don’t understand the age demographic related explosion of Pickleball. I understand.

Yeah, no. Marriage, contrary to popular belief, is nowhere as way fucked as whatever this book tour we’re putting up with all week. Can we stop pretending their marriage wasn’t way fucked from the start?

No arguments there, it just ended up a placeholder until my lovely wife whipped this up in Photoshop for me:

Very true, I would amend that to include a bed frame and some grab bars to make getting up easier.

Excellent pick, May was a trip and I would definitely squirm through a May II.

You get out of Dr. Giggles exactly what the premise promises, and no more: a slasher dressing up like a doctor to kill people with surgical tools and titter constantly. Horschach would make a more terrifying slasher by that metric.

Absolutely agree on Babadook 2, though.

Air mattress would be the safer short term choice. Bad knees and/or postural hypotension are a recipe for disaster when you’re climbing up and down a little ladder every time you’re getting in and out of bed. And if you’re the sort of elder who has get up for their late night arduous piss, your chances of busting a…

Well, Buble doesn’t work. So now it’s pronounced Bubbly.

They use Lupron for palliative prostate cancer and tumors for young boys (“boys” estimated 10% of total users of the drug), and have done so since 1989. Are you referring to the mid-90's studies of the long term side effects of Lupron using boys and girls involve decreased bone density and ostoepenia, or?

Probably, but if “Poopsie Slime Surprise” is the best can they come up with a product names? Sounds like the result of throwing whatever they had against the wall to see what sticks.

“If I can’t smoke or swear, then I’m fucked.”

So many great games on this list. I loved Overlord and Overlord II. It was like Minion Pikmin, except for the frustrating habit of willingly wading into 3 feet of water to their mass deaths because you clicked a little too far. But it was fun playing the misunderstood anti-hero path. I also miss Dungeon Keeper, that…