The only reason we even bother watching at this point is hatewatching the stunt cast try and get through the dismal writing. American Horror Stories in particular is a red hot bag of garbage with a hole cut in the bottom, except for the one episode where a homicidal Santa played by Danny Trejo murders a Bro House of…

NYC is highly underrated for making a ghost story out of the AIDS epidemic and being uncharacteristically tactful for a Murphy-Goop’s Hubby production. The Red Tide portion of Double Feature was also great until it faceplanted the landing. The only reason to watch the 2nd half is Sarah Paulson as Mamie Eisenhower…

If only everyone could have seen it coming.

Says you.

Don’t talk shit about Gilbert Gottfried.

“I went to the White House today. I did a politics.”

This guy hides gold bars.

It reminds me about the Theory of a Douchebag song where the lead singer laments seeing a panhandler on his way to work, because “this guy just sits on his ass all day and gets paid” while he has to actually commute to their job in exchange for pay. The rest of the song is forgettable as the rest of them, but that…

Why the hall are you not reading articles past the headline?

No one’s twisting your greasy ham hock behind your back to click and comment to drive traffic on the Elon Musk articles you don’t want to see. Just sayin.

That’s my recollection of every Van Halen bros interview I’ve seen.

“Ah, shit. If I wanted to poke Rush Limbaugh’s bloated remains with a pitchfork, I would’ve stayed in Hell doing exactly that!”

A willingness to completely abandon their moderate platform the moment they get elected to fall into party line with the lure of re-election campaign dollars? Just a wild guess.

Aww, I really wished you two would make it work!

Sherri Shepherd offers her a hand up as if to welcome her as a guest host, but when she goes for it STONE COLD SHERRI STUNNER STONE COLD SHERRI STUNNER MAH GAWD. It turns into an absolute slobberknocker that writes itself.

All that may be true...but can any other GOP candidates freestyle? Can Nikki Haley even beatbox?

No, sir. That is one bonehead name.

Barbara Walters in a beige pantsuit and a chunky necklace giving a stiff elbow foul tackle to Paige Steele in the green room of The View is an image that will keep me up all night.

Pssh, if this actually happened she would have (and should have) sold it like Barbara Walters gave her The People’s Elbow in the green room while Joy Behar howled OH MAH GAWD. Take a note from your contemporaries: if you’re going to lie, at least take the effort to sell a big one.