Can we get an Animorph cover of that?

There is clearly a directive to make you look lame in front of your kids, yes.

When the fight happens, he’ll roll up in the Cybertruck.

Imagine being the richest man in the world and yet being such a black hole of anti-charisma that Mark “Fucking” Zuckerberg is downright likeable by comparison. I know I can’t.

There was a scene in Full Contact where a guy gets kicked in the chest and goes ass over teakettle over a balcony to bounce ribs first off a railing that still makes my teeth click just thinking about it. If you can do that in one take, I guess there’s a future in it for you.

I can watch it all day, he takes that slide like a 90's Hong Kong stuntman where that definitely hurt for real. I’m surprised the GTA WASTED meme hasn’t been edited into this yet.

I’m no physicist, but I am also baffled how he came out of that slide like a Jackie Chan movie outtake where the paramedics had to get involved. We need that footage, specifically the timestamp where he thuds his big dumb bonehead into the slide which definitely happened.

For our childhood slide, the most cheap and effective way to decrease friction was to rub it down with a sheet of wax paper. It’s unlikely he did the entire length and really all you need is enough to grease you with enough drag reduction. Now, I’m no physicist, but I refuse to believe this knucklehead didn’t come up…

For me, the most hard hitting line in Oppenheimer is “Shut the fuck up, Einstein.”

See, this is why we’re collectively falling behind in math.

Correction to the math problem: officially she is 5 apples tall, so approximately 40 cm if you stacked 5 Washington apples. Real Big Ben is 96 meters, average height of a human girl is approximately 1 meter. I wish I studied more in school.

Since this is an Apple Arcade exclusive, I have an unrelated question: Hello Kitty is 3 apples tall and weighs two apples. In Sanrio world, she is proportionately a human little girl. With all of this being canon: how many apples tall is the Big Ben in the Sanrio London where Hello Kitty lives?

First game came out in 2001, the 160mg oxycontin tab was released July 2000 so the timeline definitely checks out. That’s the kind of dose that has you running around with three gunshot wounds looking for an unlocked medicine cabinet.

I didn’t say it was great, I said it was (arguably) respected. Considering how widespread its use with news outlets to get breaking news, there was value seen in Twitter despite its revenue losses.

IT SAID THE SERVICE WOULD ALLOW USERS TO BIG OR RARE ON UNUSED HANDLES

He’s definitely looking to spin it for his own benefit, but I think it’s more likely he accidentally shot himself while threatening to do it rather than make a calculated move during a domestic assault to “shoot myself in the head, but only enough to make people feel bad for me.”

“We bag on cops for beating up their wives, but we want these same people to defend the public in the event of danger. I have no solutions, ”

Gee, guy who praises the guy who said “Hitler was a pedophile...and also really fucking cool” turns out to be just as into Nazis as that guy? If only anybody could have predicted this.

It’s sad when a printer company has a sexier logo than you.