You get out of Dr. Giggles exactly what the premise promises, and no more: a slasher dressing up like a doctor to kill people with surgical tools and titter constantly. Horschach would make a more terrifying slasher by that metric.

Absolutely agree on Babadook 2, though.

Air mattress would be the safer short term choice. Bad knees and/or postural hypotension are a recipe for disaster when you’re climbing up and down a little ladder every time you’re getting in and out of bed. And if you’re the sort of elder who has get up for their late night arduous piss, your chances of busting a…

Well, Buble doesn’t work. So now it’s pronounced Bubbly.

They use Lupron for palliative prostate cancer and tumors for young boys (“boys” estimated 10% of total users of the drug), and have done so since 1989. Are you referring to the mid-90's studies of the long term side effects of Lupron using boys and girls involve decreased bone density and ostoepenia, or?

Probably, but if “Poopsie Slime Surprise” is the best can they come up with a product names? Sounds like the result of throwing whatever they had against the wall to see what sticks.

“If I can’t smoke or swear, then I’m fucked.”

So many great games on this list. I loved Overlord and Overlord II. It was like Minion Pikmin, except for the frustrating habit of willingly wading into 3 feet of water to their mass deaths because you clicked a little too far. But it was fun playing the misunderstood anti-hero path. I also miss Dungeon Keeper, that…

The only reason we even bother watching at this point is hatewatching the stunt cast try and get through the dismal writing. American Horror Stories in particular is a red hot bag of garbage with a hole cut in the bottom, except for the one episode where a homicidal Santa played by Danny Trejo murders a Bro House of…

NYC is highly underrated for making a ghost story out of the AIDS epidemic and being uncharacteristically tactful for a Murphy-Goop’s Hubby production. The Red Tide portion of Double Feature was also great until it faceplanted the landing. The only reason to watch the 2nd half is Sarah Paulson as Mamie Eisenhower…

If only everyone could have seen it coming.

Says you.

Don’t talk shit about Gilbert Gottfried.

“I went to the White House today. I did a politics.”

This guy hides gold bars.

It reminds me about the Theory of a Douchebag song where the lead singer laments seeing a panhandler on his way to work, because “this guy just sits on his ass all day and gets paid” while he has to actually commute to their job in exchange for pay. The rest of the song is forgettable as the rest of them, but that…

Why the hall are you not reading articles past the headline?

No one’s twisting your greasy ham hock behind your back to click and comment to drive traffic on the Elon Musk articles you don’t want to see. Just sayin.

That’s my recollection of every Van Halen bros interview I’ve seen.

“Ah, shit. If I wanted to poke Rush Limbaugh’s bloated remains with a pitchfork, I would’ve stayed in Hell doing exactly that!”

A willingness to completely abandon their moderate platform the moment they get elected to fall into party line with the lure of re-election campaign dollars? Just a wild guess.