First game came out in 2001, the 160mg oxycontin tab was released July 2000 so the timeline definitely checks out. That’s the kind of dose that has you running around with three gunshot wounds looking for an unlocked medicine cabinet.

I didn’t say it was great, I said it was (arguably) respected. Considering how widespread its use with news outlets to get breaking news, there was value seen in Twitter despite its revenue losses.

IT SAID THE SERVICE WOULD ALLOW USERS TO BIG OR RARE ON UNUSED HANDLES

He’s definitely looking to spin it for his own benefit, but I think it’s more likely he accidentally shot himself while threatening to do it rather than make a calculated move during a domestic assault to “shoot myself in the head, but only enough to make people feel bad for me.”

“We bag on cops for beating up their wives, but we want these same people to defend the public in the event of danger. I have no solutions, ”

Gee, guy who praises the guy who said “Hitler was a pedophile...and also really fucking cool” turns out to be just as into Nazis as that guy? If only anybody could have predicted this.

It’s sad when a printer company has a sexier logo than you.

I’m not sure the judicial system will go for a “law of averages” defense, just sayin.

You don’t! It’s such a boneheaded business move it defies explanation. You buy Twitter BECAUSE of its established brand and built in customer base that comes with it. What you DON’T do is buy an established brand and then change it into something unrecognizable and worse, boring. It’s a boring name, done to death and…

He took a well established and (formerly) respected brand and...rebranded into a generic X logo that looks like a knock-off printer ink vendor minus any sort of personality. Way to business, Elon.

Same way nearly 3 dozen women were sitting around by themselves and all said in unison one day: “Hey, you know who probably has money? Bill Cosby.”

Counterpoint: that behavior makes perfect sense when you’ve had nothing to eat but oxycontin all day.

Personally, I get a lot of this brand selling me...things????

He looks like Karl Pilkington’s evil twin.

So all you’re really saying is “be a millionaire and then you can talk”. You could have just said that.

“Stefon, do you have a suggestion for people who want to play a D&D game?”

He looks like a young Andy Rooney, which makes a lot of sense with all things considered.

Are we certain he’s not actually Andy Rooney’s grandson?

I’m certain he has a contingency plan to pivot to “What? I’m never been gay. Married this whole time to my beautiful wife. No, I did not say she was Morgan Fairchild. I said she was Morgan Fairchild-ish.”

Apparently he’s never heard of Ernst Rohm.