I personally refer to this as The House Fallacy. Just because you’re successful while being a massive asshole doesn’t mean your assholery is the source of your powers. It’s not a superpower, it’s just your shitty personality.

“Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.” -Blade

Because it’s you? Unless it’s actually you, nobody cares.

It looks like the engagement photo photographer wanted to get some solo photos and got the exact same enthusiasm as the rest of the shoot.

End of Men can’t sound any less like a homoerotic hunting/camping lifestyle coffee table book if you tried.

Wow.

That ad’s look is catered to people who want to look like what wet cigarettes smell like.

“With all due respect ‘Your Honor’, I possess three law degrees from Harvard, Yale, and Cornell. Three apiece.”

She was out of there so fast I questioned if she was the nanny leaving for the night after putting one or two invisible kids to bed in the next room. He’s just arrived home and hasn’t even filled up a whole glass of water and she gives him a double back pat before woob woob woobing out of there like she has a commute…

“I confess: I could have run up 60 points that game but I only put in 40. I’m very ashamed of my behavior and ask for your forgiveness.”

What are the odds he confesses to everything but what he’s being charged for?

Don’t beat yourself up, you miss 100% of the takes you don’t heat up. It would be clearer for American audiences that public transit is common in Australia (and as a reminder that this is set in Australia and not, in fact North America) if a tradie stood up behind him at the end and said “Oi! That’s a fackin beauty of…

We’re going to need a Muggsy Bogues skin to really get that classic Goldeneye 64 Baron Samedi vs. Oddjob rematch we all deserve.

Bad gas travels in small conservative circles, but I hears Steven’s Crowders’ wife left him because Candace Owens’ told her she heard from Miss Annes Coulters that one night him, Shapiro, and Pools...fucked an ostrich.

Name is the game is least strokes under par, all the game parlance innuendo you can shake a woody at. Yep, they should have led with that.

Alternately, you can give it the Highlander II treatment and call whatever elements you want a retcon. You don’t even need an excuse these days, but there you go.