I read the same way I go shopping: I do it frequently, I just don’t feel the need to join an entire fucking club for some reason.

I can see the similarities. Oswald Cobblepot also never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Posting at 7:20 pm about a week before Christmas 2019 about your pointed concerns about the viability of Taylor Swift’s eggs having just turned 30 is one of two things I immediately think of when I hear the name “Stefan Molyneux”.

The other thing is how he looks, sounds, and is named after the sort of action movie…

Well, now I just want to know who’s on Nick Cannon’s Top 10 Bucket List to put a baby in before he dies. Call it my need to know.

So where’s Ja in all of this?

I can’t imagine deciding at 4pm on a Monday to decide to storm a hill of my own choosing for the purpose of stretching false equivalence from a hypothetical Mr. Rogers scenario that never had nor will happen to the real life scenario of The Dalai Lama asking a child to full on tongue kiss him.

It’s a weird fuckin hill…

“His Holiness The Dalai Lama regrets his choice of words and actions. Over the weekend, he watched Face/Off for the first time and as a result has been spouting various lines non-stop. He has told us that he could eat a peach for hours, for hours. Also, he’s been doing that thing where you run your whole hand down…

Actually, no. I take that back: is it really so hard to picture Mercy having a half brother after her parents divorced and remarried with one of them relocating cross-country for job reasons?

For starters, I’m making a joke about how his hair and outfit plus his role as a healer would be a golden opportunity to introduce Mercy’s br- you know what? Forget it.

Apparently not Mercy’s brother, in spite of all visual cues? They also didn’t rename McCree as Scoot Poopler, so once again no one at Blizzard is paying attention to my solid gold ideas.

How is this character not Mercy’s brother? It’s more of a comment than a question.

Sorry, am I supposed to give a shit that Seth Rogen didn’t wear a Donkey Kong themed red carpet outfit? Or am I supposed to give a shit that Seth Rogen didn’t put enough effort into making a distinct Donkey Kong voice that never existed in the first place? My Fucks Given meter hasn’t budged on this.

Guy in late 20's goes on dates, fuck him right? Post at 11.

Once you’ve banged a Robobrain in Far Harbor while Longfellow waits outside the door, a threesome seems pretty tame in comparison. Just sayin.

Never heard of Emperor Norton?

This? Is bullshit.

It’s an inanimate fucking object.

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So does this mean Tom Cruise is going to be Reverse Flash in the sequel (likely with a post-credits teaser), or?