sick content, brah

I get it. I used to be a real piece of shit. Slicked back hair, white bathing suits. Sloppy steaks, white couch. You would have NOT liked me back then, let me tell ya.

Little Green Ghouls, buddy!

And if Voldemort wanted to off Potter so bad, why didn’t he just rig the snitch to blow his head off in his first Quidditch match?

Bully: Scholarship Edition did more with less. Fact.

The worst part of dropping that ladder wasn’t not being able to pick it up. No, it was the likes system. So not only did I leave a ladder bridge to nowhere, but I had to be that guy who upvotes his own dogshit post and I swore to never be that kind of guy. It’s one of those games where the learning curve is ill…

I knew a kid in high school who spent his lunch money for the month to buy a Time Stop card, leading him to hold a fire sale to avoid telling his mom that he blew his monthly per diem just to tap an extra turn. I’ve also been a bag holder when all my friends suddenly stopped giving a shit about Magic not too long…

I really did want to like it more, I just had a hard time getting past the baby steps (and this is on Easy Mode). I’ll probably go back to it once the upgrade goes on sale again because I thought it’s a beautiful game and I loved what I saw from the early stages, but I misplaced a ladder that didn’t even cross half a…

That’s cool and makes me want to give Death Stranding another try. My interest peaked right around the beginning when I almost rebounded off a dumpster and nearly ate shit with my dead mother tied to my back within the first 5 minutes of gameplay.

Bold of you to assume I had a point in the first place, but there ya have it.

That’s entirely fair, and the more I think of it “alternate history with Bioshock elements in an FPS” sounds less niche when described that way. Clearly my urge to make a Soviet Russia gag overwhelmed my common sense. I can’t guarantee that won’t happen again.

I wish some of them would roleplay a sense of humor. But in Soviet Union, jokes tell on you.

Broad appeal is relative. In the Soviet Union, you had to wait in line all day just for one FPS for the month.

“Russian Bioshock” doesn’t count as “niche”? Where, in Soviet Union?

So, Mrs. Grass but with 80% less sodium and a Mr. Charlie mascot? I hate to say it, but they probably wouldn’t get the message. Upside is, they would literally eat that shit up with a fistful of saltines.

Pretty sure I could win his money now.

I’m a little miffed I’m just about the last person to find out about this. All the notifications I don’t want, and yet this slips past me?

So what, no fuckin ziti now?

Tom Cruise has clocked more hours clinging to the side of a plane with his bare hands than anyone on the internet can attest to. Who are we to decide whether Tom Cruise can call himself a pilot?