That’s not true and you know it.

Did we suddenly forget about Antonio Sabato Jr. as well?

They should also have to get past Missy Elliot at some stage to make it through the red carpet into the venue.

Neville ShortBottom line: if I can’t make a Monster Factory Hogwarts character, I’m not interested.

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I'm a sucker for these videos but this creator is my absolute favorite. A real artisan.

I have New Balance on line 1.

Guess that means I won’t be getting into places by claiming I’m Andy Dick’s nephew any time soon. Ah well, had a good run while it lasted.

Tim Allen speaks for everyone at Disney/ABC now?

He sure looks like he once lit up his own squad car with his own service weapon.

For some reason I can only picture Julia Fox plunging chunk after chunk of Hawaiian bread into a bowl of crab dip and saying “Oh my gosh, I hate this crab dip so so much.”

Sometimes, I just shut the music completely off if it’s really obnoxious and pop on a playlist and even THEN I reduce the volume to at least 80 or less.

I just hope he can nail Donkey Kong’s signature laugh.

“What’sa your spaghetti policy?”

what the fuck did I just scroll past

It depends on your metric of success. Bully a candy company into just dropping their mascot line because we can’t have anything nice? Fox News is trumpeting this as a conquest against “wokeness”. In the actual real world we live in? Mars cuts back their Super Bowl commercial budget where they only have to pay one…

It’s such a weird pivot for a conservative viewpoint to treat video game consoles shutting themselves down when it’s time for bed as suddenly a bad thing?

When I heard Tucker Carlson say in his querulous and ever-baffled tone: “The Mars Candy Corporation won’t be satisfied until the M&M Spokecandies, are reduced to something you wouldn’t even want to have a beer with.”

Over 40 mass shootings in the US since January, but a large shelled female coded M&M is considered by Tucker Carlson to be “obese”. This is America.