I’m no political wonk and I don’t even live in New York, but as a cat en-thu-siast I’m just going to say you probably should have led with this policy proposal way earlier. Then you wouldn’t be a former mayoral candidate getting filmed sideways on Instagram for half an hour with 2 of 16 promised cats barely in view?
oh thank fucking christ
also sorry not really sure if that’s the proper response or if I give a shit I’m trying my best here
“First, y’take the old bread and fruit from the mess hall and y’put it all up in the plastic bag BWAWWWP! Then y’put it in the sink with the hot water for the 15 minutes SPLAWWWWSH! Then y’keep it under the bunk until you’re ready forrrrrrrr the...SUGAR...CUUUUUBES!” (rolls his eyes and smacks his lips wildly)
Sometimes it’s the people you suspect the most.
He looks like Karl Pilkington’s evil twin made by an AI Mr. Magnet.
...yes!
In Andrew Tate’s defense, he does eat little pieces of shit like her for breakfast.
He’s playing both sides, it’s genius actually.
Elon Musk: The Rik of Twitter.
good
I’m glad
False. The crowd was saying Boo-lon Musk.
If I were to guess how many Betty Boop wine glasses she owns, I’d say at least 4. And I still feel like that’s a low estimate.
Someone points out an obvious example which so happens to be primary subject of the article we’re commenting one, but you’re being the mature one for chiding them for not providing several other examples to justify your bothsiderism criteria that no one asked for in the first place?
I dunno, Payday with a GTA: Vice City re-skin? That sounds like something I’d be maybe interested in.
please get help
Simpin ain’t easy.
Your post is way, way funnier if you read it in a Tucker Carlson voice. Just thought you should know.