I thought Tracer was ‘havin a laugh, and she blattered me fer takin’ tha mick!

You charge into the streets and shops of Hollywood and lob proximity grenades, dynamite, spray gunfire from dual autocannons. Let’s not get into your ults of mass destruction. Do it wearing an optional Party City cop costume, though? Well, now we’ve got big problems.

The Tracer Bobby skin actually has some deep lore. See, she was answering a call at King’s Row and...she shot a lad. He was 13 years old. Blimey, it was dark. She couldn’t see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough.

I can’t help but channel Ice-T by saying “You’re tryin to tell me that spraying gunfire indiscriminately in a public square in Overwatch is problematic...ONLY if you’re wearing a cop costume while doin it?”

Plot twist: Elon Musk isn’t Tony Stark. He’s Darkman.

He said “This erection is about this people.”

I seriously can’t wait to sub not dub this. I might have to buy a jacket just to watch this in.

Boo to that.

“Mom? Dad? I totally don’t want to freak you out right now? But the White Hen Pantry is gone.”

I knew a kid in college who was planning to bunker down with his family over the holiday break. Never saw him in the spring, so he might still be down there.

Let’s just call it what it is: the most expensive indulgence of a humiliation kink (that we know of).

69,420 and Mister Bieber has himself a deal! Nicccccccce.

69 is a pretty good price tho

...no good?

Did you get a full body skin rash ordering enough Lightning Bolt cans to fill your pool to swim in, too? We should class action this, buddy!

Hey, if you don’t like the rules then you should just go ahead and whack Santa and as long as you put his coat on and get married after an initial grace period, then you can call the shots. It’s right there in the bylaws.

They look like a cursed boardwalk caricature drawing come to life. Definitely tracks.

Gonna wait on the WaPo to call it but I’m anticipating at least 3 1/2 Pinnochios.

So....what Herschel Walker is saying is...a vote for him is a vote for Team Issac, more or less? Maybe he wouldn’t be in a runoff if he took a stronger stance during his campaign launch.