Let them fight.

Petard, meet hoist.

(Ice T voice): You’re tryin to tell me the star of 2008's Swing Vote is an avowed centrist?

I mean, it’s not like crypto and gaming have ever intersected in any way, shape, or form and have no foreseeable plans in the future to do so, so.

It’s a statistical impossibility that Tito handmade every bottle of his signature vodka. It’s an open secret and it’s crazy no one wants to talk about it.

You can’t be bothered to watch Sicario when it takes away from precious time bullying Sam Barsanti every time he writes an article. There’s only so many hours in the day.

No one’s twisting your greasy ham hock to be here, last time anyone checked. You realize you’re every Basic Boomer in a Yahoo! Entertainment article screaming HOW IS THIS “NEWS”? It’s not a good look. 

With an insanely high ping?

It’s...the plot of Sicario?

There may be a dumber way to tell everyone you haven’t seen Sicario, but so far you’re the frontrunner.

[All] Bankman-Fried (Sequoia): jg diff

It would make more sense if they told you in advance how it’s supposed to be pronounced. That way I know we’re talking about Modern Warfare “Eye-Eye” instead of Modern Warfare “Two”. Weird that Activision didn’t think about the name similarity before rushing to ship a product.

Good for him. I’m glad.

These Hallmark Movie Channel premises get weirder every year.

It’s just offensive in this economy for Musk to flaunt his obscene wealth publicly indulging in his humiliation kink, but here we are.

Between him and Kanye West, I’ve learned in 2022 that divorced middle aged dads hit different when they’ve got a billion or 44.

D0n’t forget a 1/3rd of the Planet Hollywood pie!

You know who I feel bad for? Scott Adams. He’s been giving this kind of content for free on a regular basis only to find himself on the bottom of the mean impersonation account list. You hate to see it.

The Platonic Ideal of Early Adopter 2022 Award.

Shit, I was just going to spend 8 bucks to shitpost as Jeff “ Real Piss Bottle Man” Bezos and it never occurred to me to provoke WWIII with all caps and emojis. I’m really not cut out for this.