antonrshreve
Anton R. Shreve
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My first impression was that the smile was hopeful and the series ends right before the moment he sees Judge Judy from the back to confirm what state he’s in. Considering how much “waking dream” is thematic in Atlanta (particularly in Season 3) and the very premise AND title of the series finale, I felt like they were

SrGrafo

“Now the midterms are over, and a success...”

GGGGGGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So is Elon doing a real life version of that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where the boys convince Robert to completely botch the wedding invitation to get him off the hook on having to do any more wedding planning? Because it didn’t work in that episode, either.

My net worth may be laughable in comparison, but even I know you’re supposed to fail upwards. Upwards, Elon.

Never forget what they took from us.

As worried as I was for Al during the shootout in “Crank Dat Killer”, it was nothing compared to the cold sweat I got when he went to the other side of the bank. Al was really “Shaking Hands With Danger” and I’ve seen enough OSHA statistics that I seriously thought they killed him off.

This is @ItalianElonMusk Erasure, and I will not stand for it. Disgraziata!

big if true

If only he would hurry up and turn into a corn cob, already.

In light of this, the smartest move would be to change the Twitter mascot from the blue bird to an NFT Ape. I’m not talking about a run of the mill Bored Ape, no. To reflect the new zeitgeist shift of Twitter, they need to unveil a Bored Ape Fucking a Football.

Totally unrelated: I can’t stop looking at that Yeezy design and think about shoes if they were Nerf footballs complete with the little chunk missing from the side for reasons.

Never stop speaking truth to power.

Better yet: The Meg The Stallion. Who does The Whap Song.

Al troubleshoots via YouTube videos like I do, right down to where he’s underneath the tractor and hears the dire warning about how easily you can be crushed to death by it, followed by “oh shit”.

I wouldn't at all be surprised if Bezos was a secret Piss Bottle Man a la Howard Hughes.