Would anyone expect any less from the type of guy who stands up in the middle of dinner and announces “This big fella here needs The Little Boys Room!”

There’s something about a game that consistently scratches the right itch.

One thing is certain: thyself shalt be acquiring apothecary remedies!

Since this announcement, the timing has never been better to fuck off back to the Something Awful forums.

“Interesting” is what someone says when they ask for feedback but the response is not at all what they wanted or expected before promptly ignoring it.

In RockHard’s defense, I don’t think we should shame him for his taste in boners. It’s clearly about the idea of how hard he gets thinking about how hard Elon Musk gets (simultaneously, presumptively) and less about the characteristics of mutual boners.

You’re imagining Musk’s boner? Talk about username/comment synergy.

tfw you get everything you never wanted

Everyone get back, she’s about to go Gina Carano!

Hell, Tony Romo is the new face of Beef: It’s What’s For Dinner. Troy Aikman is (arguably) a successful sports commentator. At least Brett Farve finally retired after annual fake-outs so he can follow his true passion of being a shady piece of shit.

If anything, it’s a potential big win for their fantasy football league.

This is par for the course when it comes to unaccredited schools. Caveat emptor.

What are the Vegas odds right now for Ye getting escorted out of a Chuck E. Cheese by the Chuck E. Cheese mascot, personally?

I stopped doing that long ago. Oh, it’s “Rafe Fine”? Next time spell it that way, dink.

I’ll never understand why people will frequent a website just to complain about how much they don’t like its content, but I understand it’s a popular pastime.

Fighting for Black America:

Hey, pussy said “yes” plenty of times!

The biggest crime was Arnold Rothstein (favorite recurring character along with Mickey Doyle) vanishing in that time period.

When your argument is “any show about cops equals copaganda”, you’re going to do what you can to make sure the evidence fits.