You take that back! Dutch Man was doing his best!

Does that mean that in the Spiderverse there’s a Peter Parker whose uncle didn’t die from a botched mugging which turns him into an Amazing Spider Prick?

Me, leaving my game on pause for 45 minutes while I go out for lunch:

Oh, you were never in any danger!

A Range Rover. Now, there’s a Finisher Car.

Okay, but hear me out: what about candy corn...wait for it...on a cob?

“How am I? Y’know, these things come and go. But you guys...you’re the artists. I can pull the wool over the audience’s eyes every night but it’s your opinion that I trust am I bad at singing and acting?”

They can’t all be a Massachusetts Afternoon. Just sayin.

They recorded an actual Catalina Breeze album!

To be fair, you didn’t know about it in spite of the internet. But you’re otherwise correct.

“Your husband sure has evidence of cheating, alright.”

Last year, Azealia Banks dug up her dead cat named Lucifer, boiled him in a pot of water and then made earrings out of his bones.

“I gotttta gooo...I gotta go to the eye doctor now!”

“Though...could you repeat the names of all the different avenues again, please?”

Bill Hader nails Spaulding Grey right down to the phony baloney Jamaican accent he uses in Swimming to Cambodia. That and Mr. Runner-Up” are on the top of my favorite episodes. It’s Puffin’s favorite as well.

Yet another case in point:

Sandy Passage is my wife’s favorite episode for all those listed reasons. YOU GOT FLOOR ALL IN MY LIMA BEANS! There’s a lot of lines in that episode we regularly use in our daily lives.

It’s my wife favorite episode and “It’s so sahhhhhhd” is one of so many quotable lines. It’s very practical.

“Should we soak him again?”
“No!”

“I called him El Guapo, and he called me a racist.”