You’re trying to tell me people in showbiz are lowballing their actual birth date?

I know, right? DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT K-CI AND JOJO

This was my favorite episode of the season so far. The funniest part of the B plot wasn’t the kiss but just the back and forth between Darius and Earn. My favorite part was Earn’s pitch against fashion consumerism when he says “I’ve seen you wear a paper towel around your head and make it look cool like Jadakiss” and…

Oh, so that’s how that arc started.

To be fair, this B plot was going to end with Earn getting complimented on his Nikes with “I don’t want to talk about it”. But I enjoyed the entire exchange between Darius really not seeing it as a big deal (classic Darius), whereas Earn makes a very good case against fashion consumerism instead of doing something…

I disagree, I rewound that scene 4 times.

Was definitely Solar Opposites (we do a lot of pausing and replaying when we watch) and I also thought the guy after him not actually being the killer a nice touch.

Bababooey Benny and The Jets. Dibs.

Third party candidates are really swinging for the bleachers these days.

No one forgets to mention when Kid Rock shows up.

Did you see that Predator move?!

False. Ash never sleeps. He only rests his eyes, baby.

Ess UK Jessica Simpson, innit? Awroit.

Paul Newman. Wife Guy. Got it.

Comparing Waterworld vs. The Postman in terms of suspension of disbelief is like comparing Home Alone 2 to Home Alone 3. I remember watching The Postman with friends during the climatic battle and he suddenly called out “...NO! WE DON’T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!” mere moments before the movie called his bluff.

It’s Pretty Much The Road Warrior, But Water. Take it as you will. At least it’s better than The Postman.

I get “Walmart clearance rack CD-ROM game” vibes from the screenshots alone.

Oh good, virtual doughnuts at my mandatory 4pm VR meeting and our choice of approved headgear sprites. Good to know in the future there are excactly three things to do in the Digital World:

She look like she’s deathly allergic to cats but has a whole house full of them, so that tracks.