The one thing I learned from Tiger King is the overlap between swingers and exotic animal trafficking.

As long as we get the exchange:

Impossible. Scorcese is, like, obsessed with Euphoria.

“When The Last Temptation of Christ had its world premiere at the Venice film festival, I was crossing the lobby of the Excelsior hotel on my way to an interview. Barney the Dinosaur and I saw each other from across the lobby, and he headed toward me to say hello and check in with me. He came near and then he hit a…

My biggest problem is his presumptuousness. He loves me? Cool. But without even asking, declares that I love him back and that we’re a happy family?

Peleton’s Chief Content Officer later apologized for the remarks:

This is disturbing on several levels. One, he filled his Super Soaker with No Pulp, and he requested the Little Pulp carton. Also, he neglected to leave a note.

Something tells me this guy isn’t making a good faith argument.

I haven’t played Cyberpunk 2077 but I can already tell she’s Sandy from Stardew Valley.

How is getting a stroke in the midst of your campaign and recovering from that stroke to continue campaigning in mid-October a campaign negative? Especially with you still leading?

If Kanye wants to be called Ye, so be it. I will pronounce it YEE. As long as he doesn’t abuse the name change process like Diddy did, I’m fine with it.

While I’d agree sunlight is the best disinfectant, I can see why it’s a waste of time for The Shop to give it any oxygen. Kanye certainly doesn’t need anyone else’s help to prove this is not a one-off.

Yeah, as a former Trick or Treater I would definitely avoid anyone tossing off brand unwrapped Sweet Tarts in your bag. Anyone who does that isn’t flying under the radar no matter their intentions.

It’s the old “create a scenario with the premise reversed and make up what the result would be, thereby justifying what you’re doing” move. Unfortunately, mental gymnastic moves don’t have catchy names like actual gymnastics.

I’m getting “CD-ROM trivia game at the Target clearance section” vibes from the crowd alone.

If I can’t Monster Factory in the Metaverse, I don’t want to meta period.

By no means am I touting Obama as a paragon of transparency while pointing out how Trump’s administration did just shy of 400 drone strikes more than Obama in two terms as of March 7th 2019, but you can do the math.

He’s doing his best! This at least makes me tentatively reassured that they’re nowhere near “co-worker virtually next to you taking their shoes off at the start of the meeting” realism.

Whatever you do, don’t tell them they gave Jafar a parrot voiced by Gilbert Gottfried which I’m pretty sure never was in any edition of 1,001 Nights.