This is a story about a blanket. It’s not scary — or I, at least, wasn’t scared — but it sure was bewildering. So if someone has an explanation for me, I’d love to have one after all these years.

I live in a big open loft apartment. There’s nothing creepy about it or the building that houses it and 30 other identical…

The math alone is telling.

Oh, look. Another both sides dipshit. Yes, there are so many “extremist” Democrats. People who want things like higher taxes on the rich, action on climate change, and universal healthcare. So EXTREME!

... and everything surrounding Seattle.  And Portland.

Who is it?

It tracks. As much as conservatives love to roar about “morals” and “Christianity” and “God” and “think of the children,” they flock to places like New Orleans and Las Vegas and do as much “wanton” shit as they can. If Louisiana didn’t have a New Orleans, conservatives would invent one.

I have some bad news for you about everything surrounding Austin.

Translation: “I just want everyone to be quiet about politics like they were when I was a kid so I can pretend everything is okay!!!”

What policy positions make AOC an “extremist”? I can’t wait for your no-doubt well-informed, carefully-considered response.

A Southern state with high levels of poverty and massive race-based inequality? Don’t take the one Democratic location - New Orleans (voted 83% Democrat in Orleans country in 2020 election) - as representative of the rest of the state. 

Justin also hasn’t aged well. He’s not so pretty anymore. I had a scumbag boyfriend like him, and I got pregnant also. He was my first boyfriend and he had to ask, is it mine. I got an abortion, and in 1967 it was hard to get a legal abortion, but I did, made him pay for half of the costs and thanked God I didn’t…

Repubs: Here’s the speak-OW- he bit me and ran off! (Steve Scalise) Ok hold on-

So, in the free state of Texas, a county official may, indiscriminately, pull over a woman traveling with another woman, a woman traveling with a man, or by herself, and then said person will have to prove where they are going?

Possibly not a dream. In your groggy state, your subconscious may have picked up enough of the timbre of even faint calls (screams) to manufacture a scenario. Or. Perhaps in your sleep-dep state, you were more open and accessible to any urgent energy streaming around you. If that poor girl were semi-conscious but…

Trying to spook women into thinking abortions are less safe / effective / clean than they are. If abortion can be reversed, then what happened to the fetus right after the abortion? Is it still in there, injured but not quite dead? Does it continue to develop in some fucked up way before it fully dies? The…

I submitted a spooky not scary one a bit ago, but the more I read there some of the sweet ones make remember this story, which is pure coincidence (if you believe in that even). 

“The GOP can’t even govern itself, why should anyone trust them to govern the country?” should be the Democratic refrain for the next 12 months.

“it’s just a few, these eight, working with all the Democrats to ruin the reputation of the Republicans”

This is part actual crime- part something else, so trigger warning for domestic violence; and if you’re thinking about getting out of a bad relationship for any reason, let this be the sign that you need to get out ASAP.

I would like to take a moment to advertise my special wafer that nullifies the body of Christ if you’ve already taken a Catholic wafer in mass but have decided that you do not, in fact, wish to be a cannibal. It’s never too late to turn around a poorly-decided communion.