Well...I kinda thought that movie was an appalling load of white savior bullshit at the time it came out, and I thought then and still think everyone involved should apologize for what was readily apparent at the time. Could any of them, especially Bullock, have known it was even worse than that? Probably not, but I’m…

He's a very stable genius of a father. Nobody's ever done a better job than he's doing as Dad. His kids are tired of winning the daddy lotto.

Turns out Beverly Hills was only ever figurative. They had us all fooled! 

People like DeSantis are incapable of imagining anyone might be better at anything than they are. It's taking a long time for reality to catch up with them, but I'm holding out hope that it will. 

My husband and I spent part of our honeymoon at a Sandals resort in the Caribbean where they employed professional photographers to snap candids of guests, which you could purchase before you left. Sort of an upgraded version of the Splash Mountain photos, and a more accessible version of what J.Lo is doing. And…

Oh man. If nothing else, we should all read it because she very much does not want us to:

Everything got worse after *Mom's friend Ron* moved in...

If women are terminating their pregnancies because of a lack of support, then it's neither necessary nor helpful to ban abortion. Just give them the support they need, and they'll stop. Unless, of course, even you know you're full of shit.

People really working overtime to find something to be unhappy about here. 

Where can I petition for everyone everywhere to permanently retire “45,” “Drumpf,” “Tiny Hands,” “Agent Orange,” “Cadet Bone Spurs” (OK haven’t heard that one in a minute but still), and all variations on "Cheeto" in favor of just "Florida Man"? 

LOL! I saw a show like this in Amsterdam’s red light district, except instead of dildos and bananas, the dancer did a routine with a lit candle sticking out of her vagina. It was a great show, but not one I'd care to see with my boss, let alone be pressured to participate in. 

I missed the Postmates incident when it happened; just Googled it. Yikes.

What’s your background in this subject? 

Implication is for things like "Musk is a dingleberry hanging from the anus of Silicon Valley." "Flashing" should be explicit in the first sentence. 

On the surface, not doing drugs while pregnant does seem pretty obvious. But of the babies that were exposed in utero, most of them actually turn out... fine. Random, unexplained birth defects kill and maim a lot more newborns than maternal substance use does. Obviously no physician is going to endorse that choice,…

This whole article was hard to read. I had to reread “collecting Social Security money meant for her kids after they had been killed” 3 times and I’m still not 100% sure I understand (her kids were entitled to SS...from their dead dad(s), I guess? And she kept collecting it even after the kids were dead?)

“According to Rodriguez Ortiz’s mother, Rodriguez Ortiz had informed her parents that she was meeting Verdejo-Sánchez at her apartment on the day of her murder to present him with her positive pregnancy test; her mother says she warned her daughter that Verdejo-Sánchez could be dangerous because he had been…

Talk about burying the lede. You describe the sign as “disastrous,” “enormous,” “blinding,” and a “brightly lit [sic] eyesore,” but you didn’t mention that it was FLASHING. That’s a whole other level of nope.

I hadn’t thought of that. But when I’ve heard “vote blue no matter who,” it’s usually been in reference to a general election where there’s an unappealing (insufficiently liberal) D running against an honest-to-Jeebus R, and libs are telling one another not to just give up and stay home. So what's the alternative? 

I would like to think that would be a deterrent. But I fear it would actually lead to the asshole's 15 minutes of fame, including a book deal and an appearance on Fox about woke cancel culture.