IIRC Trump spelled it “milk toast” (or maybe “milktoast," no space). The proper way to attribute and make fun of him would have been to reproduce his misspelling before adding [sic].

“Short-ass" takes a hyphen.

Not a gamer but that might make me one!

Out of curiosity, I looked up flights from Loisville to Chicago on Expedia. The earliest departure they have on offer right now, Friday afternoon, is Sunday, starting at $480 round-trip. For a family of 5, that would be $2400. The price could be half if you book just a couple weeks in advance, but folks needing…

Did it say they drove? Flying may have been their only option if taking more time off work could’ve gotten them fired. Flights and hotels can be cheap when you’re in a position to wait for a deal, but can be crazy expensive when you NEED to be a specific place at a specific time in the very immediate future. And if…

It doesn’t disprove he sexually assaulted her, but it does contradict her version of events, in which she claimed that security forced her into the restroom, where he was waiting for her in a handicapped stall. Alcohol and trauma can both fuck with a person’s memory, but it’s not good for her case that she asserted a…

They’re just trying to be the dick they wish to see in the world.

I knew about intersex people, and the story of those twins in particular, but somehow didn’t think of it when the transphobes started screaming about imaginary liberal parents taking their trans children in for gender confirmation surgery. I just kind of rolled my eyes because obviously no one is doing that. But of…

I tried that and my dermatologist yelled at me. 

Immorality as defined by the church is about threatening the power structure. Dante wasn’t a priest, but he knew his mythology, and it’s no coincidence that the innermost ring of the deepest circle of Hell in his Inferno was for those who had betrayed their lords and masters. A decent person with modern sensibilities…

So, I actually think they’re right about the existence of women pastors and other women in positions of authority being a precursor to the acceptance of homosexuality. I think Dan Savage nailed it when he described homophobia as misogyny’s little brother. Once gender roles fall away, and the breadwinner in the family…

Why? 

It makes a lot more sense when you consider that 1) even fake boobs can be hawt, and 2) conservatives are deeply afraid of finding people hawt if those people don’t meet the approval of their cronies.

Not quite true they can’t do *anything.* A lot of good and bad and important stuff has been done via executive order, especially in the last couple administrations, and most of it's still standing. 

Being murdered would be alright, but not being brought Dunkin’ breakfast and coffee is the real danger here?

There’s some discrepancy in the article about whether she said she wanted kids or not. If she did want kids, I’d still disagree with telling her to prioritize that over a career. But I’d concede there’s a point (somewhere in the distance for her) where one *may* have to put off something else before it’s too late to…

It’s giving peak poor-man's-idea-of-a-rich-man.

I am wheezing. How does this not have all the stars? 

And California's NOT on fire for a change, so I don't even know anymore. 

Ventilation is kind of the opposite of what you want here. The smoke is outside. You want to keep it there as much as possible. And yes, it's dangerous for everyone, but canceling the play doesn't change that. The whole city, and surrounding areas, are affected.