As long as the girl doesn't enjoy it, Jeebus is satisfied. 

Same thing that made him qualified to run a social media platform, to design a submarine pod to rescue kids trapped in a cave, and otherwise keep failing upward while taking credit for everyone else's ideas and labor and lashing out at anyone who points out his obvious failures and shortcomings. 

The pull-out method is literally in the Bible.

It’s some straight-up Humbert Humbert shit. If I wanna fuck her, that means she's not a child; she's a nymphet or whatever which means she totally wants it. 

I do agree with her on one point. I, too, would prefer that a 10-year-old rape victim not have to suffer being prodded unnecessarily with instruments, disgusting or otherwise. Perhaps someday medical science will invent a pill that will allow us to end dangerous pregnancies without the use of death instruments, and…

Also, abortion is natural. About half of the blastocysts that reach the uterus after conception fail to implant (relevant if you go in for that “life begins at conception” stuff), and yet 50-75% of those that do implant end in miscarriage before the woman even knows she's pregnant. THEN, of the 25-50% of…

Stupid upon stupid wrapped in stupid. 

Perfect, so they'll need to keep coming back and shelling out every ~9 mos. Ka-ching!

Not to mention that RBG kept her wits about her until the end, and didn't sit out anything important. She was willing and able to serve until her dying day, and with a bit more luck on her side, could have lasted another couple presidential terms. And we would never have been able to truly replace her. 

Not fucking fast enough. 

I give it 3 weeks before they start advertising buccal pad replacements. 

But he was already locked in to defending the specific idea of a 12-year-old marrying, so he was going to focus on that.

Or perhaps she was much older, which would also be not remotely OK.

She may not be stupid, but I believe she's arrogant enough to *do* such a stupid thing. I mean she literally said out loud that pretty people like her don't go to prison.

At the risk of derailing this wonderful conversion, how the heck do you do quotes on this platform? Pls and tx!

Perhaps she’s alluding to the rumors that he might run for president. He’s been denying them, but even I don’t believe him, and I like the guy; I voted for him and would again. Below is a text I received just this morning from his cryptically-named, definitely-not-a-presidential-campaign, Campaign to Defend Democracy:

Half-baked plans are still worth discussing! And they’re nice and gooey on the inside. Or maybe that’s cookies.

All fair points, and I don’t mean to suggest there’s no viable alternative or that anyone advocating for change is ignorant. But that’s why I ask, when it comes up—what alternative do you suggest? It’s a lot easier to criticize than it is to come up with something better, which of course applies to me as well.

OK so first off wow to the people who don’t get that you were making a larger point about the carceral state and the impact on children, not just the babies of this poor little rich girl who happens to be in the news. Your comment was plenty clear on that, and I got it.

Yeah, if only RBG had retired, Obama could’ve appointed, say, Merrick Garland to fill her spot.