they should hire you to edit this blog!

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congrats. you just one-upped the latest one-up. now wait for the one-up to this one-up.

a lot of people can smell and taste alium stench after the fact. marking boards is good praxis.

for me oiling the board beats the purpose of having a wooden board which is its bacteria-killing absorbency.

i use the opposite side of the same PLASTIC board for slicing onion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

fuck yeah, metropolis!!

i like pourover better too, no mud, but a nice espresso is nice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

now if you could get your hands on a few kilos of peruvian papa amarilla...

the brewing method that will serve you best is a pour over

i edit wikipedia articles every now and then, but occasional encounters with douchetractor “editors” can make things unpleasant, especially when they’re pigheaded ignorant persons high on their little corner of power (i won’t name names).

BUT OF COURSE!

umm.... how about FUCK NO?

well of course a small plate and a glass of water are not going to provide you with sufficient protein, which is the primary driver for hunger in animals.

oh we just keep a fresh ginger root by the fruit basket so it’s just one lemon for 2 short glasses, water, and some fresh grated ginger. that’s basically it. a bit of salt would be nice maybe... i should try that tomorrow.

hah, i drink a ginger lemonade when i wake up, plus some glutamine and creatine. nothing to do with “cleanses,” just a bit of hydration and micronutrients. it’s tasty too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

um, no thanks

i rotate my bedsheets and won’t keep the dirty ones stuffed in the hamper until i need fresh sheets.

OOOOOOOOOOOH MEAT PIES!!!

if you live in filth maybe you want more spiders, because spiders eat bedbugs lololol