Did the nickel have bees on it, per chance?

Like everyone has probably said already, we need more coverage of the javelin-returning RC truck. Please get on this, Samer.

I agree, and will provide you with another star.

Almost 200 comments and no Buttermaker? Fucking Deadspinners.

9. Shredded beef

Colombia did not play South Korea. Did you mean Japan?

lol. Beat me to it!

RELEVANT

Depends on which one is the gun-toting psycho with a tattoo of the 2nd amendment on its' lower bun.

That comment is ice cold. Just like McGrady in the playoffs, so +1.

So nice to see Colombia at #4. They were absolutely screwed in the quarters by shoddy officiating. It was proven out with the humiliation Germany handed Brazil in the final four.

A white guy that can go for 20-6-4 on any given night? The PR alone is worth the $36M...especially in either NC or Utah.

Terry Richardson has defined the photographic genre "Snapshits".

It is widely accepted as the worst font choice you could ever make.

This is stupid. Everyone knows only marine mammals can make sports predictions.

Boy, it's a damn good thing they did all this stretching before they took the pitch against Germany. I'm sure it will be a klose match.

You should switch to Chesterfields.

Such as?

Was she able to down 24 of these before she got her drink?

The header Cuadrado supplied to James for Colombia's second goal v. Uruguay was overlooked. That was arguably the sweetest assist thus far in the mundial.