Get off my lawn!

So, I clicked on this article thinking "um, there's only one flavour of M&Ms. You know, chocolate". Oh how wrong I was, 'Merrica. So, when do the bacon & feta cheese varieties hit the store shelves?

I can't believe I read it all. That Adderall I took this morning must be helping.

You're the guy who tells us to turn down our music when we're having a fiestazo, right?

It took you waaaay to long to get there. -1.

Somebody make a gif of Mueller holding his jaw and crying on the ground before the headbutt. I mean, fuck right off, the lot of them.

WHERE ARE THE VUVUZUELAS? I MISS THE VUVUZUELAS!

Shut up and take all my clicks!

I'll wait for the GoPro vidya on YouTube, thanks. I prefer my lunch stays in my stomach, where I put it.

TRAVELLING.

The J-Law sex tape wins on my replays alone.

No, unless you make that $8 an hour online. Just like my cousin's friend's sister at <insert bit.ly url here>

Are you a 6' 9", 260lb instantly recognizable sports superstar/legend worth hundreds of millions of dollars in the middle of your league's championship series? I would say going to the movies alone isn't a bad thing per se, but in this case it does seem a bit odd, given that LeBron is all those things I just mentioned.

Benitez llevaba numero once, pendejos.

Yes, I'm sure the preview of Iran will be balls-out. They MAY score a goal!

Pinche Colombianos, cualquier excuso para rumbear. Viva los Cafeteros!

Tough, but fair. I'll allow it. +1 DUI.

That motion reads like it was written by a fifth-grader.

BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS MOTOR, GREG?