If the guy is a lousy lay who’s done quickly, you sure CAN keep your hair that perfect!

A little unfair. It's not something he probably expected to happen. And after the first chair the guy was throwing things at the back of the bar rather than at a person. Why get stabbed, shot or beaten to death over property damage?

My office has been working with the Audubon Society a bit on an upcoming lawsuit to protect native bird populations. They’re taking on a huge fight, including several government agencies, and they are being BAMFs about it. Hardly a sit-back and feel-good conservation group.

There’s someone for everyone, Azealia! Maybe even a smart/meathead Nordic security guard-turned-multiracial president for you!

Please don't let your cats be outdoor cats. They are slaughter machines. And then they end up disappearing, and it's heart breaking.

"If you place the litter box in the bathroom, scooping crystals and brown nuggets from the box to the human toilet is a cinch."

Also, consider adopting an older animal! I got a senior cat from a friend and she's the best pal I could ever ask for. Trained, calm, and just wants to be on your lap/against your side the entire time. I lucked out because she's really healthy *knock on wood* and still quite active/vocal/responsive, but having her has…

The moment a Christian is refused service, goods, housing, a loan or employment is the day Indiana gives this law the scrutiny it deserves. Troll them, Wiccans. Troll them hard.

do NOT google sex injuries...

It’s true, we do kiss when we fight.

you bring so many of us joy klaus. dont go. i barely klaus knewu.

Your sarcasm isn’t very good, madame.

No, the ice cream place is in the West Village.

He still left in the middle of the tour which is unprofessional as hell. He could've waited and left during the two month break they'll be going on pretty soon, but he just ditched the rest of them and the people who paid money to see him. He's also screwing his other bandmembers out of a bunch of money because their…

FTR, I like your schtick.

Not kidding - its no joke! Stupid straight couples like me and my husband are entirely to blame!

It's. So. Good.

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