I misread that as "The clip, directed by Dave Chappelle" and I got excited in a very weird, confused way.

Um, he moved to Tennessee or Kentucky years ago. No more blaming us in MI for this douchebag.

Edward Scissorhands or Robert Smith.

Dear Ms. Perry,

can y'all stop it with your whiskey drinking.

Ugh, this just brings flashbacks to March Madness last year, when vodka beat out whisky, brandy, gin, and margaritas.

This is probably the only part of the argument I disagree with. The kind of guys who refer to women as females do tend to also refer to men as males, at least in my experience.

*puts up feet in boxing position*

I love hot sauce and spicy food, but I have a friend who always brags for me I guess. Loves to tell people, "Oh, awhealth1 loves hot sauce. Watch him try this one", so on and so on. What does it mean when someone brags for you and you could care less?

Unfortunately that isn't enough.

So, not spongeworthy.

"Porn is Fulfilling a Male Fantasy"

Story of the century, folks.

None of this has anything to do with Islam.

Or the right ones.

Was the friend Butters?

I know some evangelists who wear LOTS of make-up.

To be completely honest, if I were 18 years old, famous, and worth over 100 million dollars, I would probably be just as awful of a human being as Beibs

So this is Britain's way of apologizing for the Cadbury Creme Egg Controversy of 2015?

Like you could've handled it