if you have to explain the joke to everybody else....

Don't quit your day job, Chuckles.

Yeah, I got really confused and thought she was referring to this at first:

Mind explaining how an european ban on GMO's is effecting India? Last I checked India wasn't in Europe or the EU.

This video would have been way better if Dylan from Modern Family had sung his "Do you want to do me" song.

Just me that thinks Rick looks more of a dick in that picture than any of his models showed?

Maybe all designers will have models strut down the runway with their dicks hanging out next year. They won't let this guy get away with being so "powerful", "independent" and edgy.

Not many people can do what? Walk around with their genitals out? MAKE people walk around with their genitals out? Wear those clothes? Does he mean straight as in sexual orientation straight? Straight as in "on the straight and narrow"?

Beyonce is humorless and mad with power?

Jay-Z is filing a lawsuit against the MTA. The J and Z subway lines are an infringement on his brand.

It's not that you're old, it's that today's music is terrible and people are famous for no reason.

But does baby got back?

Now who is enforcing unrealistic standards of infant beauty, huh?

now THAT looks like a fun baby

Mmmmno... Look at that smug smile. WTF is Grace so smug about? She shat herself way more recently than anyone I know.

For the record, I'm fucking appalled at the way people are disparaging these dudes' bodies/genitals. It's not cool.

My main takeaway from this is that there are people out there who think French pedicures look good.

"Does this outfit make my penis look big?"

Surely this is a setup for some Bruno movie, right?