But all in the name of hard hitting journalism, of course.

breasts (and asses) have become another kind of commodity for men to possess, to grab, to dominate.

Edgy! Equating concern with wealth inequality with silly tween girls! Way to insult two groups of people at once!

It was cold out! He was thinking of baseball and clubbing baby seals..... umm.... the producers slip saltpeter into his food.... erm... I'm out of excuses for the moment.

Disco music is great. Rock stinks, and it's outdated because you don't dance to it and you have to get high to listen to it.

its a touchy subject to ask about assets, but i really hope people are asking about debt...

What is gross...is your judgmental attitude.

I'm a 29-year-old woman, and I would date, sleep, or otherwise casually encounter with Jennifer Lopez anytime and anywhere.

I think we should also include Hate Crime charges on cases like these where the victim is abused and taunted.

Now, now. There's no need for that kind of ill-founded speculation.

How could you not include this part?

Because those things don't empower his boner.

Hmm yes, the Uncle Terry Lite school of art. Deep. Really thought provoking. Her facial expression says, "Lets all go do shots!" but her train lingerie says, "I already did shots!" I like the juxtaposition of the model with all the haterz trying to commute. Probably to their stupid ass day jobs that are not edgy at…

I've seen dude-bro targeted beer commercials with higher concepts.

I don't know how you people walk around with those things...

lol To clarify, if a guy has a shower (as opposed to a grower) then his dick will definitely get small when working out. All the blood goes to his muscles, rather than the peen. The more you know..

Ha, I have had to explain this to several girls before:

Really? You're showing zoomed in shots of someone's crotch to comment negatively on the size of their penis in an article dedicated to theorizing that the same person, who no one on here has ever slept with, is bad at sex? I had to double check that my URL was correct, because I thought I had accidentally wandered…

I love these and look forward to the hilarity.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I can hit a 7 iron over 175 yards. My GIR last year was 40th on the PGA. I can hit a…