Hey man, he's been stealing copper piping for MONTHS to pay for that ticket. And that greedy bitch ain't gettin' NONE a that.

"to self-aggrandize himself"

Muff diving is the new stage diving.

It took them three hits with the sword, and she was given nothing to dull the pain, such as painkillers. But that sounds really humane! Fuck western racism!!!

You need a bib to absorb saliva and semen, not let it run down onto the garments you're trying to protect. Sounds like you're new to this whole blowjob bib thing.

Birthdays and anniversaries.

Having been married for almost 29 years & raised 2 sons - I know what a bib is...

I feel like if you were going to commit that much time to a film project, it would be more than fair to have it in your contract to get a percentage of the back end.

Look at her with her thumbs up next to this poor humiliated little ass. She's a regular Terry Richardson, that one.

""Yes, he says this. He calls a someone's teen kid a 'bitch.'"

I mean, if it's in your neighborhood and that's the code all your neighbors have agreed to live by, and you decide to just go park in their spaces willy-nilly, you're the asshole. Because then the person whose space you took has to go take someone else's space...etc. etc. etc.

They've installed fake cameras in front of their house to deter any more vandalism.

I can remove the backbone and butterfly a decently sized raw chicken with a pair of good kitchen shears. Sharp enough ones and some traction should do the trick.

There are meat scissors that can cut through bone. They're pretty great for breaking down a whole chicken.

I assume it was a solid pair of kitchen scissors. They're made for cutting through meat after all.

The thing is that I would ignore these comments and jokes on an other site. But here, I would expect better behavior with it comes to spousal abuse.

Yeah, I agree with backbypopulardemand. The story itself is about one person doing horrifying shit to another person, but it's the comments that make me wonder about the general population.

It's just soft tissue. No bone or muscle. You can actually rip it off pretty easily.

Well, it is just some flesh sponges wrapped in a skin tube so any decent pair of scissors should......