That wasn't a black bar. That was the hair.

so terrorists go on a rampage in Paris because they were pissed about printed cartoons of Mohammad. Everyone is then Je Suis Charlie and "censorship is bad, mmmkay?" and then these dick heads censor a picture of a woman who was at a rally condemning censorship and extremism? is that irony? just plain ol' hypocrisy?…

Their first version:

Our most dominent chicken was the snuggliest. She would hop right in my lap and take a nap. I assumed she felt I was the boss chicken, so when I was around she could relax. Happy chickens make such sweet little purrs, trills, and coos.

sounds like my cousins who are all "wah, cats are evil, a cat SCRATCHED ME". Of course that chicken pecked at her—she had food, right outside its cage.

Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

You know those people who - on the 1st of February - post "What Superbowl?", along with a picture of like, an outdoor cafe and a novel or somesuch horseshit?

That's you.

If you don't want to watch Girls, don't. Nobody cares. You're literally writing about a non-event.

No. Not even close.

Considering how much she clearly hated her current home, this seems fitting.

It's probably not a good precedent for a case to hinge on autocorrect, of all the unreliable and inconsistent things. I somehow taught my autocorrect a misspelling, and now my phone offers to fix my good spelling by making it into wrongness.

Interesting. I'm a dude, but I'm pretty hairy and well.......'nuff said.

I haven't talked to the man, but I doubt Nick Denton gives a shit about that show one way or the other.

Also: you said bummed out!

I'm not trying to start anything here, but really? This dipshit is bangable? 4/10 at best.

Yeah she's only a woman and overweight...people like that get free candy and kittens on the internet.

I truly hate this retouched magazine covers bit you guys are so into. I get that it's supposedly battling endemic Body Dysmorphia issues encouraged by these trashy mags but ... It always comes off catty, mean and vaguely sexist, whether it's Bieber, Melissa McCarthy or the famous all time low point for Jezebel ... the…

I love how everyone exposed to the cartoon has their cherished favourites. There isn't a month that goes by when I don't directly experience the scenarios in one or both of "Midvale School for the Gifted" and "Blah, Blah, Ginger".

Nah, they want to rape women and not be called rapist. It's the word, see? They're fine with the actual raping, it's the word they loathe.

one in three of them say they would be willing to "use force to obtain intercourse" as long as nobody would find out and there would be no consequences.