But see...women don't give a shit about men's watches. Not to be rude, I'm sure that's a kickass watch. But it seems to me everything men do to look nice is still rather dull, and more often done for the attention of other men. Like...men no longer fight each other (well, usually lol) so they show off to each other…

embiggens is a perfectly cromulent word.

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

enbiggens?

the Far Side was the most consistently insightful cartoon ever published. It is profoundly missed.

Aw, bless his tiny male heart. He just doesn't get it.

Worth it.

"Ah, yes! I know this music. This is music I can bone to!"

Males humans are like bower birds, both of them have to show off how much crap they can accumulate.

That comic strip was consistently the best thing ever.

Yo, I'd do the same thing as the Bird of Paradise. It looks like so much fun.

Hey, we aren't imprisoning women for miscarriages, yet.

Now Wendy, stop hating.

Looks fake. ): The edges look sloppy and like someone used a lot of smudging/blurring, and the shadows (especially if you look at his, er, crotch area) don't look natural.

Like I sez, whatever lets you sleep at night! Medium it is!

It is what it is.

Woman: I just want to be left alone when I walk down the street.

My husband falls clearly under the "Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him." He does fully 50% of the child-rearing (when he comes home our daughter becomes his shadow), and also does the majority of cooking/ cleaning/ shopping because I'm so damn sick all the time. If I was physically able to…