Beyonce is humorless and mad with power?

Jay-Z is filing a lawsuit against the MTA. The J and Z subway lines are an infringement on his brand.

It's not that you're old, it's that today's music is terrible and people are famous for no reason.

But does baby got back?

Now who is enforcing unrealistic standards of infant beauty, huh?

now THAT looks like a fun baby

Mmmmno... Look at that smug smile. WTF is Grace so smug about? She shat herself way more recently than anyone I know.

For the record, I'm fucking appalled at the way people are disparaging these dudes' bodies/genitals. It's not cool.

My main takeaway from this is that there are people out there who think French pedicures look good.

"Does this outfit make my penis look big?"

Surely this is a setup for some Bruno movie, right?

But all in the name of hard hitting journalism, of course.

breasts (and asses) have become another kind of commodity for men to possess, to grab, to dominate.

Edgy! Equating concern with wealth inequality with silly tween girls! Way to insult two groups of people at once!

It was cold out! He was thinking of baseball and clubbing baby seals..... umm.... the producers slip saltpeter into his food.... erm... I'm out of excuses for the moment.

Disco music is great. Rock stinks, and it's outdated because you don't dance to it and you have to get high to listen to it.

its a touchy subject to ask about assets, but i really hope people are asking about debt...

What is gross...is your judgmental attitude.

I'm a 29-year-old woman, and I would date, sleep, or otherwise casually encounter with Jennifer Lopez anytime and anywhere.

Now, now. There's no need for that kind of ill-founded speculation.