How could you not include this part?

Because those things don't empower his boner.

Hmm yes, the Uncle Terry Lite school of art. Deep. Really thought provoking. Her facial expression says, "Lets all go do shots!" but her train lingerie says, "I already did shots!" I like the juxtaposition of the model with all the haterz trying to commute. Probably to their stupid ass day jobs that are not edgy at…

I've seen dude-bro targeted beer commercials with higher concepts.

I don't know how you people walk around with those things...

lol To clarify, if a guy has a shower (as opposed to a grower) then his dick will definitely get small when working out. All the blood goes to his muscles, rather than the peen. The more you know..

Ha, I have had to explain this to several girls before:

Really? You're showing zoomed in shots of someone's crotch to comment negatively on the size of their penis in an article dedicated to theorizing that the same person, who no one on here has ever slept with, is bad at sex? I had to double check that my URL was correct, because I thought I had accidentally wandered…

I love these and look forward to the hilarity.

Oh please. That's not victim-blaming. People are merely questioning the veracity of his story.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I can hit a 7 iron over 175 yards. My GIR last year was 40th on the PGA. I can hit a…

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

Hey man, he's been stealing copper piping for MONTHS to pay for that ticket. And that greedy bitch ain't gettin' NONE a that.

"to self-aggrandize himself"

Muff diving is the new stage diving.

It took them three hits with the sword, and she was given nothing to dull the pain, such as painkillers. But that sounds really humane! Fuck western racism!!!

You need a bib to absorb saliva and semen, not let it run down onto the garments you're trying to protect. Sounds like you're new to this whole blowjob bib thing.

Birthdays and anniversaries.

Having been married for almost 29 years & raised 2 sons - I know what a bib is...